I felt like a 7 year old boy afraid of cooties.

I was reading a prompt fill on one of the Sherlock Kink Meme, and one fill had John (BAMF, Stiff upper lip, ass kickin' John) coyly say "I love you Sherlock Holmes. FOREVER."

And I swear, I blurted out loud "EEW, gross!" like a little boy who just got his first kiss from a girl who, obviously, has gross cooties.